Dear Shanghai,
Though I'm really starting to love it here, I think someone should pay me to teach the people of Shanghai to use deodorant. I find myself almost gagging when getting on the bus. It's been especially hot these last few days and extremely crowded on the bus, so the smell has been at its peak. I even have started covering my nose so I attempt to mask the sweaty stank of the tuna-canned stuffed bus. Only a few more times on the bus though, since work is almost over but the 30 minute ride home is slowly collapsing my lungs. Definitely a slap back to reality after staying in my cousin's 5-star hotel where I was able to take a subway and the clean, not-smelly BMW company bus! Oh, not to mention ordering an American breakfast in the morning :). Let me shower (no pun intended) your city with deodorant sticks.
Sincerely,
NOT Smelly Kelly
P.S. Also, find someone smart to write my paper for me. It is not going well and it's what's keeping me from being able to enjoy Hong Kong this weekend!
Hong Kong in 2 days! Can't wait! My cousin said there are less nose pickers there. Hallelujah! And all around a great city with two particularly cute kids that I can't wait to see. I will be further avoiding my paper by attending an event called Club 3, which is for BMW 3 series owners. Since the 3 Series is geared towards a young crowd, they have a club-type theme. Maybe find a sugardaddy? (just kidding!)
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